My wife has been missing for a week now.
The police has told me to prepare for the worst.
So I guess I'd better go back to the thrift shop and get all of her clothes back.
Missing missus
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ravajack
, Nov 10 2022 09:30 AM
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Posted 10 November 2022 - 09:30 AM
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Tim Neja
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Posted 10 November 2022 - 10:22 AM
That's twisted and FUNNY! 
She's real fine, my 409!!!
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Posted 10 November 2022 - 12:49 PM
I was pulled over by a cop. When he got to the car he was red faced and screaming, "I was following you for five miles with my lights on. Why didn't you stop?"
"Well, officer, I began, two months ago my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were bringing her back." He let me off with a warning.
Bob Schlain
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Posted 10 November 2022 - 03:57 PM
Bill - My wife's an angel
Bob - You're lucky, mine still living.
Sorry for any offense.
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Posted 10 November 2022 - 04:40 PM
Bumper sticker on a local Camaro:
I miss my wife.
Next time I'll come closer.
Bill Fernald
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I intend to live forever! So far, so good.
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Posted 12 November 2022 - 04:30 PM
My wife bought an expensive evening gown on-line. I found out when I read the credit card bill. I asked her why she bought it, we never go out any more. She told me she didn't say who she was going out with.
I missed my wife. Once she made it into the woods I couldn't pick her up in the scope.
