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[Dave Crevie]

I was thinking about some of the jobs I've had over the years. I even worked for the circus. I wanted to be a big cat trainer, but I had to start at the bottom cleaning up after the elephants. I moved up into vet services, and my primary responsibility was to circumcise the elephants and rhinos. It was a big job. The pay wasn't great but I got big tips. 

[John Luongo]

the circus needed a new lion tamer, so the ringmaster published an ad. only two people responded: a guy about 30 and a young woman in her 20s. he auditioned them. ladys first said the ring master. she went into the ring, took off all her clothes, laid down on the floor. the lion walked over to her. looked her up and down, then gave her a lick on her face. then he laid down as docile as a lamb. ring master said to the guy, "well my boy, think you can do better than that?". the young man responded, "shure, if you get that damn lion outta there".