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[Brian Czeiner]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers,

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

[John Luongo]

the two most important days of your life are the day you were born and later on, the day you learn the reason why. - mark twain.

[John Luongo]

during english class, the teacher asked, "can anyone define who a pessimist is?". little jimmy in the back of the class stood up and said, "a pessimist is something married people use to prevent a pregnancy." "thats terrible, jimmy!" the teacher exclaimed, "and further more its wrong." so then she asked the class "what is an optimist?" danny jumped and said, "an optimist is a guy who dont use pessimist."

[mreibman]

And here i thought a pessimist was a guy who looked both ways before crossing a one-way street.

[Pappy]

A pessimist is an optimist with experience.