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[airhead]

Thats my spacer, I lost it last race.

[MG Brown]

[airhead]

Keep rubing, there is some metal in ther some where.

[Jay Guard]

I think I'm going to put a sign like this outside my Slot Car Room. 

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

AAADD - know the symptoms!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Somehow, I feel better even though I have it!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find a can of soda I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The soda is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - - they need water.
I put the soda on the counter and discover the reading glasses that I have been searching for all morning.
I decide that I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

AT THE END of the DAY:

The car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there's a warm can of soda sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only one check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys!

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I am really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check to see what's happening on SLOTBLOG.

Don't laugh - - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

[Jay Guard]

AAADD - know the symptoms!

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Don't laugh - - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

 

MG:

The only thing I want to know is how you got access to the security cameras in and around my house? 

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

Actual notice in a Taiwan hotel. 

 

[MG Brown]

[old & gray]

That's not towing;

 

That's drafting

[James Wendel]

Making toolboxes.... wait for it

 

https://i.imgur.com/VBfqhRO.gifv

[Half Fast]

[MSwiss]

[Horsepower]

I wore my mask and they STILL told me to leave! 

 

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

Can you believe it? I went out this morning and someone had Slash-ed my tire...

 

[Half Fast]

[MG Brown]

[MG Brown]

This may be a bit off the wall for some but I thought this ad was hilarious.

 

[MG Brown]