Jump to content




Photo

Joke of the day


  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
1326 replies to this topic

#1326 MG Brown

MG Brown

    Grand Champion Poster

  • Administrator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,835 posts
  • Joined: 16-February 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Cumberland Plateau - Known locally as "Paradise"

Posted 28 May 2020 - 05:29 PM

My friend Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

 

He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.

Tom wanted two things:

- to learn how to invest his inheritance and,
- to find a wife to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.

Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men...


  • NSwanberg and Samiam like this

Sure I have a retirement plan, I plan to build and race slot cars.





#1327 Cheater

Cheater

    Headmaster of the asylum

  • Root Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 24,611 posts
  • Joined: 14-February 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Norcross, GA

Posted 01 June 2020 - 03:36 PM

I'm a litle slow... but it finally occurred to me that we had a Joke of the Day thread in the Joke of the Day subforum. This recently was the source of quite a bit confusion for a member and a particular administrator.

 

So I'm locking this thread and requesting everyone now post their jokes as a new thread or topic in the Joke of the Day subforum.


Gregory Wells

Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap






Electric Dreams Online Shop