Yes, it's that time again for some hints about another big race.
Of course the heading on to the lead on is this...
Tips for Passing Tech
Of course for local flavor, we must remind all the "families" that no fire arms are allowed in the raceway. So forgetabout it.
There is no such thing as a slot car box in the shape of a violin case.
Prohibition is over. No need to hide the wooden kegs in your truck. Youse is expected to share with the families.
You are going to be assigned a number for your incarceration. It will be your number for the whole weekend. Mug shots can be taken as souvenirs. Of course there is a vig for dis.
We don't accept no checks. If it's paper then it's got to be the real thing.
Slot rags cannot be worn like a napkin as though you were eating macaroni. That's right, we don't call it pasta.
We will get back to youse if there is anyting else.
RetroPalooza tips
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Noose
, May 29 2012 02:13 PM
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Noose
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 02:13 PM
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 03:54 PM
Can me and Bruce do the Patdowns ????
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 05:17 PM
JJ a pat Pat Down is light touches , not squeezes. Remember ? lol
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 05:20 PM
JJ, you're both past Age Of Consent. Whatever you and Bruce do doesn't need our permission, as long as it's not done in front of us.
"Do the Patdowns"---ahh, you fey young poets and your clever slang!
"Do the Patdowns"---ahh, you fey young poets and your clever slang!
Michael J. Heinrich
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And I am awaiting
perpetually and forever
a renaissance of wonder
1950-2016
Requiescat in Pace
And I am awaiting
perpetually and forever
a renaissance of wonder
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 06:10 PM
Who's gonna "Do The Hustle" ?
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 06:29 PM
Also remember to pay tribute (aka Tech Insurance) to the Tech Capo if you don't want anything unforseen to happen to your ride during tech. Some say it is a protection racket,but to others it is just bizness.
Bill Fulmer
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The lack of any credible evidence is proof the conspiracy is working!
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 07:26 PM
Howbout some "Sirloin Tips' ?
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 10:02 PM
One has to only look at the moon to know what to do.
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:31 AM
I hope my cars will pass the First Tech in the East 
!!!!
Looking forward to seeing the racers in the East,
Haruki
from the Far East
!!!!Looking forward to seeing the racers in the East,
Haruki
from the Far East
Haruki Kan
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 07:21 AM
Harucki-san it is going to be a blast having you with us. You will be racing with world ranked drivers, some the of best in the world i would say. I hope you like Blue Moon its the official beer of Retro East...I hope my cars will pass the First Tech in the East
Looking forward to seeing the racers in the East,
Haruki
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John Miller
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 02:40 PM
Here's a tip.
Bill has some pics up!
Bill has some pics up!
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