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[smokie]

ZOMBIEs has gathered tools to do build. have skills to make nice car to race.
No take piktures like Vitter: he really good as well as alive.
We dead, so have plenty time to practice how to weld brass.



ZOMBIE leader to advize on next move.
When me get done, me come to BPR to race my hero. . .him know who he is. . .and him REALLY fast.
Me need to use plenty glue to hold parts together.
Now me go trim fingernails. .. ...

[Mr Dynamic]

Calling all Zombies! Calling all Zombies!

The most shocking news is out! Get Ready to be Zombitized!

Team Zombie is sponsoring new Zombie cars for the races at Buena Park.

We have the War"zombie"mack chassis being treated with nuclear rays from the uncontrollable radium block left by Dr.Harbo. In an experiment run wild!!!!

Dr Harbo had let the necro-mortasis slot-zombie virus out of the controlled lab at the pristine "Harbo's Raceway and Nuclear Radiation Laboratory, in Stockton, CA" .

The agents release immediately changed Mr Earl Schieb Bigelow, John Too Tall Wilbur, and Sal Mr Fast Rigia into the walking dead "similar to our political leaders" wherupon they began to metamorph into Zombie racing fiends!

They are posting the creation of a new Zombie Day of Rack and Ruin on the track!

Make note now! A date will be chozen for the Zombies to gather at Buena Park in August for the first-ever Zombie Classic Race for the title of "Can-Am King of California" or Mayhem and Such..

Warm up your cyclotrons!

[Roger U]

Hey, Mr. Dynamic dude, this sounds great. Not quite sure what will be happening but I'm getting my cyclotron ready anyway. Definitely looking forward to Zombie day at Buena Park. It'll be to "die" for. Kool.

[68Caddy]

I have to say love it.
Lets do the walk and see how it plays out.
Fair game.

Respect,

Nesta aka 68Caddy

PS: I hope there is a big Q.

[BigDaddySlotRat]

Hi, Nestaman.

Like they say:

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.

The Q, that is...

[JimF]

Dude!!!

You need some lotion.

[Bus Driver Phil]

Reading this thread, I feel like I`m watching a '50s movie on "Movies Till Dawn" with Elvira as the host.

Can't wait to see the outcome to this.

"Tune in next time, same Zombie time, same Zombie channel".

[smokie]

Zombie has to work quick to get new chassis built for big race in August.

Still need to get hang of bending music wire like Vitter. Him have some special way to make bends pretty.



Zombie trying to keep fingers from getting smashed or burned.
(Maybe me call Fowler or Dirty Fish for tips.)

[Dave Larsen]

SMOKIE,

You are the man ... I mean ZOMBIE Bend on my friend! Remember, to take your time! It's not how fast you build your car, it's how fast it runs on the track once you are done building it!

CAPTAIN ZOMBIE,

You mean, I'm finely going to get to wear my "OFFICAL ZOMBIERACE WEAR" ...





As always, a fellow ZOMBIE,

[Mr Dynamic]

Zombies have invite to Slot Car Convention at BPR April 12-13 this year.
Make sure to attend, no one will notice us for sure.
New message from Dr Harbo's to USRA below, "Fire it Up!!"
Get ready to be Zombitized.



Long Live the RadioActive Gods!

Captn Zombie

[Mike Steube]

When the ray gun zaps his leg, he does a mean Surfer Stomp. They need some Beach Boys music in the background.

[tonyp]

I want to know how to get one of those cool shirts?

[Pete L.]

Hey,

Ditto!

[TSR]

Go to the Zombie store at zombiesRus.com... ?

[Lee Jet]

Reading this thread, I feel like I`m watching a '50s movie on "Movies Till Dawn" with Elvira as the host.

Can't wait to see the outcome to this.

"Tune in next time, same Zombie time, same Zombie channel".

Hey Phil,

Who was drivin' the bus, while you were 'watching' Elvira?
Ah, our misspent youth...

Ciao,

Leepero

[The Bugman]

Go to the Zombie store at zombiesRus.com... ?

Pssst, PdL,

I'll bet someone(?) tries that site??, and then will ask here why they can't connect??

[tonyp]

Maybe I should ask who do I have to kill to get a shirt. LOL....

[Ed Endres]

Zombies and mutants,

Damn, you guys are having way too much fun. I love it, great pictures and funny wording.

This is what slot car racing should be about: FUN!

I am going to have see about getting some thingie races and zombie races
out here in Colorado. Do I have to live in the village of the damned to do this?

Thanks,

ed endres

[TSR]

Of course, it can get a bit out of hand... this guy is looking for his Omni.

[Mr Dynamic]

Calling all Zombies! Calling all Zombies!!

The date for the Zombie Classic is finally set!!!

Long will the undead be tormented with rack and ruin upon race day!

Race rules will be posted in a few sun cycles.

Long Live the RadioActive Gods!

[Dave Larsen]

CAPTAIN ZOMBIE

It's been a few sun cycles with a few full moons thrown in... What's the rules, and how many races? A little ZOMBIE told me that there was only going to be room for twelve racers from each side of California allowed to race. I FEEL that anyone that shows up for the gig should and will be allowed to race no matter what the numbers are (racers) Be it 50 from SoCal. or 10 from NorCal. EVERYONE will race no matter how long it takes my input is this... Two races on the MTT (flat track), one with TSR motors and the other with stock "Big Dogs" (no Cobalts, 12s, etc.), Both races will be with legal D3 inlines as per SoCal/NorCal rules. Tech dudes will be from each side of the state.

As always ZOMBIE VITTER

[Tim Neja]

There go those NorCal guys - taking over Buena Park now!! I can't imagine there'd be a limit to the # of racers - usually ALL are welcome! There could be a mean BBQ in the southland, too??

T

[smokie]

Sorry, Tim, but I've been to a few races at BPR, and no offence to Chris and his wife, but WE up here in NorCal know how to P.A.R.T.Y. when we have our monthly D3 events.

(Party at the Race Track, y'all)

Now we don't have any Barbeques Galore chain stores up here to get newest gas-fired stainless steel contraption for cooking, but give us a 55 gallon drum, a bag of Kingsford, and some naphtha (Harley's favorite BBQ lighter fluid), and we'll find a way to cook some meat and a big 'ol pan of BBQ beans and serve them up with some rolls and "slaw" or potato salad, and it's on, BABY!!! Beverage of choice is always optional, and a few guys will share some pops with each other to rinse it all down. No one ever leaves hungry and there's almost always some to take home to the Mrs. for a late afternoon snack...

So here's the plan: come this August, we're loading up the wagons, grabbing the tow-behind grill, and coming down to show you how a race day's supposed to be, not just the usual "clicks" of racers segregated between the front pit spaces for the BPR "in" crowd and the spots at the back of the building for backmarkers as well as B and C consolation racers.

[Tim Neja]

Hohoho!!! I'm always game for learning how to "Party and Race" at the same time.

I'll be sure to bring some "beverages" to share!! Sounds like a fun time, let's RACE!!!

Tim

[Big Durl]

While I am not a Zombie, per se (though I have on occasion been mistaken for a corpse), it is my intention to get on down to BP for tha ZC this August. The stars are lining up, and my business manager likes the idea. So, I would like to offer an alternative to our more southerly brethren and sistren in the spirit of decorum and civility.

To wit: As they are the hosts for this initial Zombie Classic, I say we Northern Barbarians accept their gracious hospitality and vittles for the event. Frankly, I'd could stand a little L.A. cuisine for a change. I'm sure they could find a way to have the Harbo of the Southland, aka Wolfgang Puck, or some other suitable chef come out for the day to serve us. As their guests, we would be delighted to sample the fare, and in return, when Zombie Classic 2 is held up here, we can let them get their Q on the way we like to do it... Harbo-style.

Harley, generous and loveable old crank that he is, thinks nothing of loading up the team bus with the equivalent of a restaurant and hauling it 600 miles to feed total strangers. That's just the kind of guy he is. I just think he should save it. Otherwise, the SoCal guys are gonna have to come up here and feed US when they visit, which seems like a bit much.

Note to Harley: if your Que-ing' all day, you're not racing, ya big lug.

Plus, I wouldn't want them to think HarleyQue gives us some kind of special powers, or something. Even though it does.

You guys can keep your brains (frankly I've never cared for them). I, for one, am perfectly content to feast on the bouillabaisse, rack of lamb, creme brulle, and pork rinds Mr. De Lespinay will provide.