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[Toremeister]

If anyone would like their clock cleaned this comming saturday, 7-26 @ BPR's Retro-Pro Race,please get ur rusty crusty heap-mobiles ready ! Yessir,my astrologer has assured Toremeister the stars and planets are once again lined up for him to give anybody with enough guts to show up a real good ole fashioned Beat-Down !

[Mopar Rob]

In all sincerity you are my slot racing hero. Trash talk and the ability to back it up.

[redbackspyder]

If anyone would like their clock cleaned this comming saturday, 7-26 @ BPR's Retro-Pro Race,please get ur rusty crusty heap-mobiles ready ! Yessir,my astrologer has assured Toremeister the stars and planets are once again lined up for him to give anybody with enough guts to show up a real good ole fashioned Beat-Down !

Gosh, I can't wait to see what is in store for your Enemies!!!! Welcome back Tore . I was the stand in stir meister while you were away. I will hope to see you at the shop tomorrow, and I would like to get my clocked cleaned, yes sir, may I have another

[JerseyJohn]

Give them hell wildman!!!

[Bill from NH]

Tore, I got a Timex that needs a new battery. Can you handle that?

[idare2bdul]

Da Toremeister has thrown out the challenge, it's time to go fast! See ya Saturday!

[Zippity]

Damn!!!

I've got to stop this speed reading lark

[John Gorski]

Doug says he has this??

[tonyp]

Tore, I guess you have to make up for 2 weeks ago. LOL.... It was fun. Is the Tiki bar still standing?

[Tim Neja]

Damn-- I WAS gonna drive my Zombie ride for practise--but now ya start DIS STUFF --- I GOTTA put the X-12 in and give ya a hard time trying to PASS ANYWAY!!! Welcome back Torremiester!!! It's NOT gonna be a LAY DOWN!!!! Ya gotta BRING IT!!!!
T

[NJ Racer]

Tore

Remember....I want your winning chassis RetroPro chassis


Ray

[NJ Racer]

I bet Gorski used that cleaner on his D3 cars

[Tim Neja]

Gorski was PLENTY FAST!!! A gentleman and quick too!!! I was taking notes!!! I'm working on a new Chassis design like his now--gotta try what works well right??
T

[Toremeister]

Tore, I guess you have to make up for 2 weeks ago. LOL.... It was fun. Is the Tiki bar still standing?

Yessir Tony ! Jenkinsons and Wharfside are still standing although to my surprise,both establishments as I recall strong-armed me out to da boardwalk for falling off the bar-stools and unruly behaviour !!

[JimF]

Gorski was PLENTY FAST!!! A gentleman and quick too!!! I was taking notes!!! I'm working on a new Chassis design like his now--gotta try what works well right??
T

A good point and wisely taken. John's Can Am looks mostly like an F-1 with simple side pans fixed to the plumber rail. This is awsomely simple to build and obviously fast. Sometimes folks try to build super secret skwerley stuff because they think they are outsmarting everybody else. Fact is, something like Johns' build is probably better 99% of the time. Trick hinges, stretched rules and all the rest are probably (mostly) counterproductive. Stuff that works is proper flex, wheelbase, weight dist, and the tuning of downforce and tires. The rest is (mostly) frabba-jabba. Despite the differing approaches, all three podium cars from that race display generally similar characteristics.

Now.....having said that.......I........have in fact, re-invented the wheel. Ya'll will soon see..........

[idare2bdul]

A good point and wisely taken. John's Can Am looks mostly like an F-1 with simple side pans fixed to the plumber rail. This is awsomely simple to build and obviously fast. Sometimes folks try to build super secret skwerley stuff because they think they are outsmarting everybody else. Fact is, something like Johns' build is probably better 99% of the time. Trick hinges, stretched rules and all the rest are probably (mostly) counterproductive. Stuff that works is proper flex, wheelbase, weight dist, and the tuning of downforce and tires. The rest is (mostly) frabba-jabba. Despite the differing approaches, all three podium cars from that race display generally similar characteristics.

Now.....having said that.......I........have in fact, re-invented the wheel. Ya'll will soon see..........

It helps to be able to drive like Tore.

[dougmatthes]

If anyone would like their clock cleaned this comming saturday, 7-26 @ BPR's Retro-Pro Race,please get ur rusty crusty heap-mobiles ready ! Yessir,my astrologer has assured Toremeister the stars and planets are once again lined up for him to give anybody with enough guts to show up a real good ole fashioned Beat-Down !

Lota hot air comin out of that Costa Mesa trailer again. Bummer T-meister, your astrologer just took you to the cleaners, that was me she saw in the winners circle. Better go see her again tonite, ...or better yet, if your lucky you can still catch up with the "Brain" and he can help you wipe the crust of that toad you brought to the last King race. Me vehicles are ready for prime time, See ya tomorrow. Can you say deadmeat.

[TSR]

Now Doug, THAT's the spirit!

[dougmatthes]

Now Doug, THAT's the spirit!

Thank You Philippe.

[TSR]

Maybe you ought to teach the T-Meister a lesson in humility?

[dougmatthes]

Maybe you ought to teach the T-Meister a lesson in humility?

Thank You once again Philippe! Absolutely, humility is my specialty. ...and T-meister will be in boot-camp this weekend.

[TSR]

I wish I could see it live but I am nailed in bed with some kind of bug in my inners...

[JimF]

It helps to be able to drive like Tore.

Or Gorski

[eshorer]

If only typing more helped to be a better driver.... I'd start workin on a dissertation! See you gentlemen (and the rest of you) at the track tomorrow.

[Toremeister]

Thank You once again Philippe! Absolutely, humility is my specialty. ...and T-meister will be in boot-camp this weekend.

Common surfer boy ! If youz gotz da gutz to show tomorrow,best bring ur "A" Game ! However,unless you wanna wander round all bummed out till mid-week,I suggest you spend saturday re-waxing dat surferboard and heck,the $12 you save will buy ur family din-din at McDonalds !