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A tale of two whales

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#1 ravajack


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Posted 04 September 2019 - 11:19 PM

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale:


"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." 

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.


Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female:


"Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

But the female was now becoming reluctant to follow him.


"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

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Posted 05 September 2019 - 03:34 PM

A penguin drives his car into the shop for a maintenance check. While waiting, he sees an ice cream shop nearby and goes there for a double vanilla cone. Having no hands, just flippers, he enjoys the treat. But the poor little guy ends up with melted ice cream all over his face. Satisfied and refreshed, he returns to the shop.


"Is my car done yet?" he asks. The man says "well, it looks like ya blew a seal".


The penguin says "oh, no. That's just a little ice cream"  :)

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Posted 05 September 2019 - 03:41 PM

And everyone thinks I have a perverted sense of humor.  :crazy:  

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