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Posted 15 October 2019 - 11:57 PM

didn't work - deleted  sorry

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Posted 16 October 2019 - 12:57 AM


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Posted 16 October 2019 - 03:47 AM


Seniors moving to the South :laugh2:

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Posted 16 October 2019 - 09:03 AM

An older couple meet on a cruise.
After dinner, he asks her up to his cabin.
He removes his shirt, she removes her blouse. He drops his pants, she removes her bra. Boom! Her boobs fall out and down.
Before we go any further , she says, I have to warn you I have acute angina!
He answers, I hope so, because your boobs arent doing anything for me!
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Posted 16 October 2019 - 08:10 PM

Hahahahahaaahahaha ! ! ! ! !


Good one Alan!


Funny one Jeff!


I'd like to share:


A  young couple are sitting on a park bench and the young girl says, "My ear hurts!"  - The young man leans over and kisses her ear gently, then asks "Is it better now my darling?"


"The pain is gone," giggles the girl, "but now I have a pain here," as she points to her neck.


The boy again leans over and kisses her neck softly then asks, " Better now, sweet pea?"


"It feels so much better my love!  But now I have a very bad pain here," she replies and points to her clavicle.


An older gentleman, having observed from a neighboring bench, walks over and says "That is very impressive - do you heal hemorrhoids as well?"



Thank you!



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Posted 21 October 2019 - 12:45 PM


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