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#1 MG Brown

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 12:55 PM

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 01:16 PM

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Posted 02 June 2020 - 01:21 PM

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Posted 02 June 2020 - 01:30 PM

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Posted 02 June 2020 - 06:18 PM

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Posted 03 June 2020 - 10:16 AM

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Posted 03 June 2020 - 12:23 PM

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Posted 04 June 2020 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 04 June 2020 - 09:08 PM

 

Somehow I think Rod Serling should be the writer and David Lynch the director... or Bret Easton Ellis the writer and Troy Duffy the director....


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Posted 05 June 2020 - 09:30 AM

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Posted 05 June 2020 - 09:36 AM

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Posted 05 June 2020 - 09:44 AM

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Posted 05 June 2020 - 10:36 AM

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Posted 06 June 2020 - 03:42 PM

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Posted 09 June 2020 - 05:48 PM

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Posted 09 June 2020 - 05:57 PM

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Posted 10 June 2020 - 04:37 PM

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Posted 11 June 2020 - 04:42 PM

Got a good giggle out of those MG, thanks. 

 

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Posted 14 June 2020 - 01:03 PM

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Posted 14 June 2020 - 08:40 PM

I saw one of these, earlier today, sitting in a driveway.

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Posted 15 June 2020 - 04:41 AM

Talk about a state with a PR problem. When my wife and I were in Hawaii we were talking with an old salt that had been traveling the world most of his life. He would just work wherever he landed until he had enough money to move on to his next destination. I asked him if he had ever been to Michigan. He indicated he went through Michigan once on his way to Canada. I asked him what he remembered most about Michigan and he replied, "Potholes in the bad roads and more mosquitos than I had ever seen in my life."

 

 

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Posted 15 June 2020 - 09:33 AM

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Posted 15 June 2020 - 01:11 PM

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Posted 15 June 2020 - 03:25 PM

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Posted 15 June 2020 - 08:45 PM

You have to pay to play!

 

After being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "forty two years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a  $500,000 home, a $75,000 car, a king bed and a 75" large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62 year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!


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