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#1 Cheater

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Posted 29 May 2020 - 10:04 PM

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
 
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
 
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"
 
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
 
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
 
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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#2 Dave Crevie

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Posted 31 May 2020 - 08:56 AM

Ran into a blonde woman at Homely Depot yesterday. She was buying a studfinder. She said she caught her husband cheating, and felt that turn-about was fair play.  


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