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2011 Fall Brawl special contest
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Noose
, Nov 08 2011 10:30 AM
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#76
John Miller
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This space for rent
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 10:15 PM
"Racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague wish for something salty" - Peter Egan
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Gator Bob
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 11:02 PM
Tall, Dark, and Handsome.
D'gas, D'evil, D'marshall.
Surf, Nerf, and Turf.
Who's the best - North, South, East, or West.
Noose's loose cabooses.
Non-Neo Trio.
Build D, Build-er, and Built-est.
D'gas, D'evil, D'marshall.
Surf, Nerf, and Turf.
Who's the best - North, South, East, or West.
Noose's loose cabooses.
Non-Neo Trio.
Build D, Build-er, and Built-est.
Bob Israelite
#78
Noose
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 11:06 PM
Flexi Killers.
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
#79
redbackspyder
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 05:00 AM
Why does the guy from OVRR look constipated ? Or, do more Retro Racers just need more fiber ?
Mill Conroy
AKA : TWO LAP CONROY, Anointed Trigger Monkey by Mike Swiss
Deal me life's toughest cards, without chance for hope nor fame, just let me play this one last hand, and I'll win this whole damn game.
Second Most Interesting Man in the World.
#80
Chewy
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 06:32 AM
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
Jeff Bates
7/20/52-3/31/17
Requiescat in Pace
7/20/52-3/31/17
Requiescat in Pace
#81
Jacob Shiplet
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 08:35 AM
"Full Punch".
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.
#82
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On The Lead Lap
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 09:07 AM
Belles of the Brawl.
Courtney Smith
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Cheater
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Headmaster of the asylum
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:42 AM
"Buttin' heads with brass and wire"
"Outta my way, Hakko-breath... that last pair of Wonder rubber is MINE!"
"What's that? Lunch is being served!?!"
"Outta my way, Hakko-breath... that last pair of Wonder rubber is MINE!"
"What's that? Lunch is being served!?!"
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#84
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:08 PM
NO! I will not remove my slot car from your a$$!
Rick Maynard
Build it, Race it, Break it, Fix it !
Don't Outsmart Common Sense !
Build it, Race it, Break it, Fix it !
Don't Outsmart Common Sense !
#85
Noose
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:24 PM
Deadman Demons.
3-2-1 Solder.
Have Jig, Will Dremel.
Have Jig, Will Solder.
Punch Off Geeks.
A Few Good Men.
3-2-1 Solder.
Have Jig, Will Dremel.
Have Jig, Will Solder.
Punch Off Geeks.
A Few Good Men.
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
#86
MSwiss
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:26 PM
I like "Have Jig, Will Solder".
Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
IRRA® Components Committee Chairman
Five-time USRA National Champion (two G7, one G27, two G7 Senior)
Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
17B West Ogden Ave., Westmont, IL 60559, (708) 203-8003, mikeswiss86@hotmail.com (also my PayPal address)
Note: Send all USPS packages and mail to: 692 Citadel Drive, Westmont, Illinois 60559
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:48 PM
Whip It Out and Play With It.
Who Farted?.
Trigger Happy.
Gurus Of The Slot.
No, You Cannot Touch it.
Who Farted?.
Trigger Happy.
Gurus Of The Slot.
No, You Cannot Touch it.
Matt Sheldon
Owner - Duffy's SlotCar Raceway (Evans, CO)
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:50 PM
Tri-Power!
John Austin
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Ron Hershman
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Matt Bruce
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 03:34 PM
Put your purse down and pick up a trigger.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 03:44 PM
Trigger Happy Tree-O.
Once... Twice... Tree... Shoot.
Packin Heat,
Got a 38 ohm and I ain't afraid to use it.
Checkers or (home) Wreckers.
If you turn my car over again ... you WILL see da bottom.
Once... Twice... Tree... Shoot.
Packin Heat,
Got a 38 ohm and I ain't afraid to use it.
Checkers or (home) Wreckers.
If you turn my car over again ... you WILL see da bottom.
Bob Israelite
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Chewy
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 04:03 PM
Doowie, Cheetham,& Howw.
Jeff Bates
7/20/52-3/31/17
Requiescat in Pace
7/20/52-3/31/17
Requiescat in Pace
#93
Gator Bob
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 04:21 PM
This ain't no Lead-Free Zone, Tin man.
The "Smoking Guns of Retro"
Invaders of the Lost Art.
Who said Dinosaurs are extinct.
The "Smoking Guns of Retro"
Invaders of the Lost Art.
Who said Dinosaurs are extinct.
Bob Israelite
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Victor Poulin
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 04:22 PM
THIS TRIO RATED PG-13
Children under the age of 13 should have parental guidance while in their presence.
Prolonged exposure has been known to cause side effects such as - and not limited to:
Addiction
Obsessive building
Burnt fingertips
Beer drinking
Foul language
Trigger finger
Credit overdrafts
Nightmares
And, in severe cases, greasy oily discharge.
If you experience any of the above, please see your raceway immediately.
Children under the age of 13 should have parental guidance while in their presence.
Prolonged exposure has been known to cause side effects such as - and not limited to:
Addiction
Obsessive building
Burnt fingertips
Beer drinking
Foul language
Trigger finger
Credit overdrafts
Nightmares
And, in severe cases, greasy oily discharge.
If you experience any of the above, please see your raceway immediately.
Alright, who cut the cheese?
#95
Noose
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 04:24 PM
Some Had Morrison, We Had Morrissey.
Blazing Irons.
The Brassy Boyz.
The Calamity Constuctors.
Born to Bend, Cut, and Solder.
Blazing Irons.
The Brassy Boyz.
The Calamity Constuctors.
Born to Bend, Cut, and Solder.
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 05:44 PM
I pity the fool who has list all these on a spreadsheet.
Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
IRRA® Components Committee Chairman
Five-time USRA National Champion (two G7, one G27, two G7 Senior)
Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
17B West Ogden Ave., Westmont, IL 60559, (708) 203-8003, mikeswiss86@hotmail.com (also my PayPal address)
Note: Send all USPS packages and mail to: 692 Citadel Drive, Westmont, Illinois 60559
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Ron Hershman
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 05:48 PM
I pity the three "fools" that have to make a decision on the winner......LOL
#98
Noose
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 06:34 PM
Well this fool knows you can just print this whole thread out. Those 3 will have to read it.
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
#99
Victor Poulin
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 06:46 PM
Well this fool knows you can just print this whole thread out. Those 3 will have to read it.
I hope they have a few cocktails first
Alright, who cut the cheese?
#100
Matt Bruce
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 07:27 PM
This ain't no lead free zone, Tin Man.
Now that's funny, nice one Bob.
Now that's funny, nice one Bob.
