I was leading (BIG LEAD) when I stopped for a wreck and the marshal picked up my car (even though it was in the correct lane) and reslotted it in the wrong lane. It got ridered into the top turn wall and broke the chassis.. (also true)
And then it was Ninja-starred into the wall of the raceway, if I remember correctly.... and Dennis Hill was standing by with a pair of wire cutters asking you if wanted the motor that was hanging out of it....