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[twistafatty]

OH... .Almost forgot didn't bath for two weeks either...

For everybody to know, I've been eating beans ALL WEEK. Should have a lot of GAS come Saturday.

[Noose]

You laugh at the Pirate picture. What you don't realize is that my hair is now long like ala Gorski so I can whip it back and forth during my stint just like he does. No headband for me!

Ways to protect your team:

If the oiler someone lends you is red colored you might want to think Loctite.

You might want to reconsider drinking that free coffee from Dunkin Donuts when Jay says gee... all they had was Mocha today. Think Ex-Lax

When one of the Iles twins are in please continue your discussion about how hot the current issue of Playboy is this month. Actually you can try that with any of the guys on the other teams, too.

Please continue discussing with Roger the merits of why it is gravy and not sauce.

Of course you will not be allowed to take that spray can of Icy Hot into the men's room. If by chance you do other racers should beware or you may get the real hot seat.

More to follow...

Comment as you see fit.

[Duffy]

Please continue your discussion about how hot the current issue of Playboy is this month.

Awww, how '80s! Noose, have you even LOOKED online recently? Edit that shout-out to: "Hey Preston, I saw that webcam clip you & your girlfriend uploaded to SlutBlog.nl the other day and it's not only Killer Hot, it's got 19,390 "Likes" already!!"

Duffy (Noose, I'll pack some doubloons and cowry shells for you to weave into your newly-supple ringlets, but you gotta bring your own hat)

[Preston M]

Awww, how '80s! Noose, have you even LOOKED online recently? Edit that shout-out to: "Hey Preston, I saw that webcam clip you & your girlfriend uploaded to SlutBlog.nl the other day and it's not only Killer Hot, it's got 19,390 "Likes" already!!"

Duffy (Noose, I'll pack some Doubloons & cowry shells for you to weave into your newly-supple ringlets, but you gotta bring your own hat)

I see what you did there.

[old & gray]

In Memory of Jim Dameral's Elmsford 12 hour Enduro antics like running real car high beam elements and lighting up the whole race way.

Someone must at the 3 hour mark yell out at the top of their lungs, "I don't have it". of course this will be more effective if followed by a wall shaking crashing noise.

Also when anyone walls their car you must yell out "Kallio Fix It!". Not sure these will mean anything to anyone else but it will keep me amused. Rob Kurylo will get the first one and any one who pro raced with Jim will get the second.

Thank you for the reminder, Tony. I wasn't there for the Enduros at Elmsford but I do remember Jim at various Group 7 races.

Remember the time Jim walked up to qualify, complained the track didn't have enough power, then hooked up a car battery at the control panel? Remember the look on Lou D's face?

[twistafatty]

I was looking more to super gluing somebody to the toilet seat in both restrooms and the hot dogs I'm providing will be EXLAX impregnated... so beware...

You laugh at the Pirate picture. What you don't realize is that my hair is now long like ala Gorski so I can whip it back and forth during my stint just like he does. No headband for me!

Ways to protect your team:

If the oiler someone lends you is red colored you might want to think Loctite.

You might want to reconsider drinking that free coffee from Dunkin Donuts when Jay says gee..all they had was Mocha today. Think Ex-Lax

When one of the Iles Twins are in please continue your discussion about how hot the current issue of Playboy is this month. Actually you can try that with any of the guys on the other teams too.

Please continue discussing with Roger the merits of why it is gravy and not sauce.

Of course you will not be allowed to take that spray can of Icy Hot into the Men's Room. If by chance you do other racers should beware or you may get the real hot seat.

More to follow...

Comment as you see fit.

[John Gorski]

We have the 12 tooth pinions thanks Vinny one on both ends
com side as a heat sink good idea
Worst feeling will be from the start to the deadman.
Who got the fast motor (Dracula) from the pick and jumps out to a lead
We've found a worthy race director also..could it be?..MT
There are 2 Team Nutley entries Noose & Gorski Raceway Sponsored

[Bryan Warmack]

There is no qualifying.

Now a reminder:

One set of tires provided by raceway – rest to be obtained from raceway. Must start race with tires issued. JK8763PTs will be issued. All other JK treated tires (all hub sizes) may be purchased for later use.

And finally, still wondering what the frames look like? Keep wondering for awhile more. Heh heh

Heh, heh... For those of you who can't wait, an early pic... GOOD LUCK!

[John Gorski]

I thought Tony P built the cars, not Brady?

[tonyp]

I like the breast bumpers on that one.

[John Streisguth]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that's what they looked like....

Yeah, get Mike Tango to be the race director. Now THAT would be RETRO! (and probably a lot of fun)

And a few Nutley geeks will be in the race as well...

[John Gorski]

Do we have to attach the spoilers or are they on?

[Noose]

They are attached but not stapled.

[Noose]

OK, since there is less than 2 days left to the Big Event, here is the official unveiling of the frames. Drum roll please....

In no particular order we have Titanic, Dreadnaught, Super Sled 1, Panzer, Ton of Fun, Number 9, Heavyweight and of course Lady GaGa

[John Gorski]

Sano Chassis Tony & Bryan

[MSwiss]

Do we have to cut the chassis apart ourselves or are they perforated so we can
just bend them back and forth a few times and they'll break apart?

Can we leave the chassis like they are and get together with 3 other teams and
race 4 wide for the first 3 hours?

Can Jay narrow the lane spacing so the 4 cars fit in the slots?

Will there be a super-wide jig at the race to fix the frame(s)?

[Noose]

Dang..you figured that out! Loctite works great doesn't it?

Hey Teams: Thanks to Swissablo for sending a Controller Buddy to be issued to each team!

[W. J. Dougherty]

Very nice of Mike to do that, but I don't think each team will be using only 1 controller. Don't think we are going to take the time to switch it between racers...

Did he also send some to sell??

[Noose]

That you will have to ask Jay. Each team gets one if they decide to use it then it's up to them. At the end, it will be in the team raffle just like the frame, motor and body. For example, on your team you are number 4. If when I get to your team at the BBQ I pull number 4 out of the hat first, you get the frame. If you are the second one, you get the motor. Third you get the controller buddy. Last you get the body and whatever else the crew chief hands you from the car.

[W. J. Dougherty]

Hopefully not pieces...

[Noose]

Then your team name is chips.

[W. J. Dougherty]

Is that "Goodbye Mr...."

Or is that "Let the ..... fall where they may."

Or "fish and ....."

Oh so many more.....

[MSwiss]

I think it means the chips of the deadman wall flying when a car gets ridered in.

[tonyp]

It is more like,

You wind up in my lane. You scream out "Hold Blue!" I turn to face you as I splatter your car all over the deadman wall and say "Chips".

[W. J. Dougherty]

Must be a "Nutley" thing....