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[Mark Onofri]

I'm going to New Jersey. Through the marvel of Google maps, it appears that I have two choices of entertainment.

 

1st) The slot car track in Mt. Holly

or

2nd) A club called Cheerleaders.

 

Both are within reasonable driving range.

Here's the question: Which one would you choose?
I've already decided, but I'd like to see what you would choose.

[slotcarone]

At SpeedZone you will have fun. At Cheerleaders, you could get in trouble. Choose wisely!

[Mark Onofri]

SpeedZone 1
Cheerleaders 0

[Cheater]

Without a doubt, SpeedZone. One of the better raceways in the country.

[DeanJ]

The real question is which cars do you bring to run?

[pn6]

SpeedZone!

[Mark Onofri]

SpeedZone 3
Cheerleaders 0
What cars? Jersey John's - DUH!
Seems there's a IRRA race at Cheerleaders on the 15th.

[Cheater]

Never heard of Cheerleaders. It isn't listed here at Slotblog. More info please.

[MSwiss]

Never heard of Cheerleaders. It isn't listed here at Slotblog.

 

There is probably a reason. LOL.

 

[Cheater]

So they're probably not having a race using IRRA rules on the 15th, I'm guessing.

[MSwiss]

Correct.

I'm 99% sure you are a victim of Mark's "unique" brand of humor.

[Racer36]

Obviously Mark meant that there was a ballet performance at Cheerleaders, sanctioned by the International Raunchy Rippers Association. 

[Mark Onofri]

Thanks, Mike.
 
So, should I add two more votes for SpeedZone for you and Cheater?

[MSwiss]

Mark,

 

You should go to Cheerleaders.

 

I bet after you leave, a few of the ladies will be inspired to turn their lives around.

[Mark Onofri]

🤔 Decisions, decisions. Mike, If I choose that option, I won't let you down.

 

[Phil Hackett]

Slot cars are female repellent. Going to Cheerleaders you'll have the force-field fully deployed and your money and soul protected. Just don't say anything about qualifying on the pole.

[Mark Onofri]

IDK ,when I had a semi commercial track they seemed very interested.

SpeedZone is closed until tomorrow so, as it stands:
SpeedZone 4
Cheerleaders 1

[Dave Crevie]

Phil is correct. When I was young and foolish, I thought of bringing a date to the model railroad club I belonged to. Then after thinking about it, I decided that introducing her to a group of grown men playing with little trains would not impress her much.

 

"These are my friends."

[Mark Onofri]

I can see it now. A room full of Snidley Whiplashes trying to tie her to the track and Dudly Duright coming to save the day. Only in America.
 
Dave, what's your vote?

[Mark Onofri]

If I'm not mistaken, Buzzie's had bunnies for marshals.

[Dave Crevie]

Too old for strip clubs.

[Cheater]

I know that feeling, Dave.

[Mark Onofri]

So I'm not the only one who thinks about slot cars when they're having....?

[Dave Crevie]

I'm too old to get involved in any of that. I learned long, long ago that the guys that talk about sex the most, are the ones doing it the least. Sweet dreams.

[Mark Onofri]

Ok,due to the GPS in this stupid Rav4 sending us in circles, I'm not going to either. I've had enough of "exotic dancers " (AKA strippers) for 3 life times. However after 50+ years, no matter how bad I am at racing, I'm
📢NOT sick of it.
I've got to come back here and I'll plan the trip around the next race.
Dave, I'm putting your vote on Speed zone. Final score:
Speed zone 5
Cheerleaders 1
Mike, thanks for indulging my excentricites and, if I'm ever in your neighborhood, we'll have to show some entertainers the benefits of changing their profession to Marshalling slot car racing.
PS: DIDN'T REALIZE IT OMITTED THE
📢NOT