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Which would you choose?
#26
Posted 15 May 2026 - 08:27 PM
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#27
Posted 15 May 2026 - 08:33 PM
Final score:
Speed Zone 6
Cheerleaders 1
Hopefully I'll be able to plan my next excursion for 6/11 and maybe have a part 2 survey. Until then, I'm going to recruit some new track marshall's like Buzzie had.
#28
Posted 16 May 2026 - 02:04 PM
I'm not saying strippers are bad people. After all, I dated one for a while when I lived in Green Bay. Summer of 1971. 148 bars in and around the downtown. 7 were strip joints. Like the "Bunny Hop", "Sans Soucy", "Hog's Pen", "Pack and the Hounds " (strippers at the "Pack" only on weekends, otherwise a music venue featuring heavy metal bands). Green Bay is where I really learned to drink.
Never thought about slot racing during......you know. Just trains.
#29
Posted 16 May 2026 - 06:31 PM
Riding on the City of New Orleans
Illinois Central, Monday morning rail
Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders
Three conductors and twenty-five sacks of mail
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulls out at Kankakee
And rolls along past houses, farms, and fields
Passing trains that have no name
And freight yards full of old black men
And the graveyards of the rusted automobiles
[Chorus]
Good morning, America. How are you?
Say, don't you know me, I'm your native son.
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done
Steve Goodman 1971
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#30
Posted 17 May 2026 - 09:48 AM
Ok, due to the GPS in this stupid Rav4 sending us in circles, I'm not going to either.
Why am I not surprised by this?
#31
Posted 17 May 2026 - 11:33 AM
#32
Posted 17 May 2026 - 12:14 PM
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Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
Former IRRA® Components Committee Chairman
Five-time USRA National Champion (two G7, one G27, two G7 Senior)
Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
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#33
Posted 17 May 2026 - 01:10 PM
Slot cars are female repellent. Going to Cheerleaders you'll have the force-field fully deployed and your money and soul protected. Just don't say anything about qualifying on the pole.
What??? I only race slot cars for the groupies.
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#34
Posted 17 May 2026 - 02:45 PM
If you go to the slot car raceway, you'll first have to build cars. If you go to the other place, you'll first have to put on some body lotion, then buy a bottle or two of something on your way. If it was my decision, I'd stay home or go for a hike. ![]()
I intend to live forever! So far, so good.
#35
Posted 17 May 2026 - 05:36 PM
What??? I only race slot cars for the groupies.
To quote the great slot car philosopher, "Diamond" Jim Evans, "Slot car racing will never be big time until it gets groupies".
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Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
Former IRRA® Components Committee Chairman
Five-time USRA National Champion (two G7, one G27, two G7 Senior)
Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
17B West Ogden Ave., Westmont, IL 60559, (708) 203-8003, mikeswiss86@hotmail.com (also my PayPal address)
Note: Send all USPS packages and mail to: 692 Citadel Drive, Westmont, Illinois 60559
#36
Posted 17 May 2026 - 09:12 PM
Good to hear from you again Bill! Nothings shocking. Personally, I think that exotic dancers would be great Marshall's. It worked for Buzzy. I know there's a picture on here (rated G Mike)somewhere.
You should bring that up with Dan.
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#37
Posted 18 May 2026 - 04:10 PM
In spite of what you saw on The Sopranos , NJ does not sell booze in strip clubs.
and at the gas station stay in your car, the guy coming over is either the attendant or a thief.
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#38
Posted 21 May 2026 - 02:17 PM
I was amazed at how different it (NJ) was from the stereotype. Cherry Hill is pleasant.
#39
Posted 05 June 2026 - 01:31 PM
Depends on your wallet. You'll spend more money on Cheerleaders.
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#40
Posted 05 June 2026 - 06:06 PM
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