... but I found out I was not koala-fied.
I was planning to adopt a couple of marsupials...
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MSwiss
, Jul 07 2026 08:34 PM
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Posted 07 July 2026 - 08:34 PM
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Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
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Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
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Posted 08 July 2026 - 01:17 PM
I don't think you're allowed to tell dad jokes if you ain't one.
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Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
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Posted 08 July 2026 - 01:24 PM
You're assuming I'm not. LOL.
My source, a bit on the popular Chicago area AM radio station.
https://wgnradio.com...-speed-jokes-2/
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Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
Former IRRA® Components Committee Chairman
Five-time USRA National Champion (two G7, one G27, two G7 Senior)
Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
17B West Ogden Ave., Westmont, IL 60559, (708) 203-8003, mikeswiss86@hotmail.com (also my PayPal address)
Note: Send all USPS packages and mail to: 692 Citadel Drive, Westmont, Illinois 60559
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Posted 08 July 2026 - 06:02 PM
"Do you have any children?"
"None to speak of..."
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
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Posted 08 July 2026 - 07:00 PM
Think of the opossumbilities....
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Posted 09 July 2026 - 02:34 PM
Just Koala bear with it!
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Posted 09 July 2026 - 10:59 PM
I have a ladder in my garaage. It is not really mine.
It is a step-ladder.
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Posted 10 July 2026 - 02:30 PM
Hey, buddy. Ya got any nekkid pitchers o' yer wife?
Absolutely not!
Wanna buy some?
I don't get no respect. I don't get no respect at all. My wife always calls me when something really special happens to her. Last night she called me from a motel.
It's hell getting old. You forget so much. The other day I was fishing. The game warden came by, "How ya doon? Catch anythin?."
No.
"Whatcha usin' fer bait?"
So I pulled the line out to show him there was no bait on the hook.
"Well, ya gotta bait the hook!"
I did, but the fish keep taking the bait, but don't bite on the hook.
'Wunner why?"
I dint buy no license. The fish dint get paid.
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Posted 11 July 2026 - 12:02 AM
A B C D fishes
L M N O fishes
O S A R fishes
I D B D fishes
two homies out fishing having a convo
Dean John
