One of my amusements at the raceway, usually after a 10 or 11 year old has pulled their car back for the 3rd or 4th time, staging it for a race, is to tell them to put it in reverse.
"How?"
"Hit the top of the controller with your palm. Now faster........now slower ........now harder and faster."
By the time I get to "Now stand on one foot and rub your belly" they realize their car ain't goin' in reverse. Lol
A birthday party a week ago;
"OK, kids you got 5 more minutes".
"And then what?"
""The police come"
This past Sunday after kids sang Happy Birthday;
"What do we do now?"
"You sit quietly in your chair with your hands folded for the next 17 minutes......or you go play with either the slot cars or the Hot Wheels."
