R4 race coverage
#101
Posted 20 March 2008 - 05:41 PM
You're a hard man.
If you were an official American Model Raceways franchisee, you got one of these emblems. Mike reports that it is made of vacuum-formed plastic and says Tom Thumb has four of them... But when's the last time you saw one on the wall at a raceway? And did it look this good? Too effin' cool...
Here's the original blue AMR King, resurfaced once. I thought it raced without flaw, but then I wasn't very fast. Some termed it a bit quirky, but if so, I didn't see it.
The guy in the deadman sure looks like Les Wright (Cedric) of Wright Way Products. One of the nicest guys in all of slot racing, as he proved to Jay Guard this weekend by using my pit and tools to dismantle Jay's power supply to confirm the LED display is bad. He's sending Jay a new unit to replace the defective display.
I was pretty impressed with Tom Thumb's inventory for slot cars, as it clearly isn't their main business (yet... heheheh). They had Warmack nosepieces by themselves for $24.95 (IIRC), a terrific idea. I could only find some Koford flux brushes to buy, but that's because I made Jay give me a pair of Kelly tires I used for both Coupe and Can-Am.
Cindy McMasters and Jessica's friend Kyle Snyder at the doorway of the raceways's very small kitchen, which Cindy admitted used to be a bathroom. I had a sloppy joe on Saturday and it was great! Pablo was raving about the pulled chicken sandwiches. The prices were so cheap as to be embarrassing, 16-oz sodas for $1, the same for either sandwiche. I'da put that much in the tip jar, but there wasn't one...
The McMasters took a well-deserved vacation to Gatlinburg, TN, after the R4, and are not home as I write this AFAIK. They could not have been more gracious hosts, as I well know. The earlier part of this race coverage would not have been possible without Mike loaning me a laptop and his wireless connection.
The story Mike tells is this: after an unremembered race some years ago, he was approached by a turn marshall who apologized for a fumble that he felt had cost Mike a place. He wanted to give Mike something in atonement for his error.
Mike doesn't remember being upset about any such marshalling incident and started to tell the guy not to worry about it, until the apologetic turn marshall showed him what he wanted to pass along: the pictured interior.
You bet he took it. Do you blame him?
I believe Mike said this interior was packed away for many years in his safe. The plastic box was incredibly dusty and the tape holding it shut had hardened such that had to nearly be chiseled in half to get the box open.
Does anyone know who could have painted this interior?
Jay Guard brought this crazy toy. As one shifts the gears, the guy vibrates, leans, and makes the kind of noises three-year-olds do with their toy trucks, getting louder and louder as higher gears are reached. What a hoot! Jay says he's gonna re-label it "Retro Racer".
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#102
Posted 20 March 2008 - 06:54 PM
Now, that interior with all the detail is something Mike McMasters has since 1984... Greg will tell the story. All I can say... WOW... even I can't do that... well... not quickly, that's for sure.
And that last maniac driver... well... that's Jay Guard's "Guard"ian retro driving angel.
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
#103
Posted 20 March 2008 - 07:24 PM
Jim "Butch" Dunaway
I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.
All my life I've strived to keep from becoming a millionaire, so far I've succeeded.
There are three kinds of people in the world, those that are good at math and those that aren't.
No matter how big of a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people, believe me, I've tried.
#104
Posted 21 March 2008 - 05:10 PM
These will have to wait until Sunday, as have to I leave in about an hour to head for Alabama and SERRA Race #3 at Oak Mountain Raceway.
Just call it the never-ending race report...
Happy Easter everyone!
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#105
Posted 21 March 2008 - 06:54 PM
I intend to live forever! So far, so good.
#106
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:33 PM
I gave up making fashion statements at raceways a number of years ago. Ain't gonna waste any effort looking good for the guys I normally see at slot races...
Bill Fulmer sent me a CD of the pics he took at the R4 and I wanted to add a several of them to this coverage.
I call this one "Concentration" and I hope I don't have to explain why. Looks like there's some pretty intense racing happening here. L-to-R, Rick Bennardo, Lou Cicconi, Jay Kisling, Jim Bostrom, Butch Dunaway, da cheater, and Basil Michael. That's Jay Guard corner marshalling in the "hole".
I wanted to post a better picture of cute-as-a-button Jessica McMasters, who worked like a slave during the entire event. Here she's drawing the chits for lane assignments prior to a race. Mike McMasters is on the left, Ron Hershman in the foreground (showing off his best side... LOL!)
Paul "Pablo" Wolcott trying to sneak something past the vigilant tech inspectors, while Rob Hanson either looks on or awaits his turn under the microscope. Dunno what it says when the main tech guy needs glasses AND a light to see... Joe "Noose" Neumeister on the left and Dennis "The Colorado Cowboy" Samson on the right under the hat.
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#107
Posted 25 March 2008 - 01:43 PM
I intend to live forever! So far, so good.
#108
Posted 25 March 2008 - 02:05 PM
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#109
Posted 25 March 2008 - 02:16 PM
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
#110
Posted 25 March 2008 - 02:25 PM
Hope you remembered the Phil Smith fashion statement!
It took me a while to remember that! I'm reading your post thinking, "The Phil Smith what?"
I must admit, Greg's pretty sexy in that tight T-shirt.
PS: I wouldn't make such rude comments, but I'm a fat guy too, so it gives me license.
???-2/31/23
Requiescat in Pace
#111
Posted 25 March 2008 - 02:32 PM
#112
Posted 25 March 2008 - 02:46 PM
Bill, there's a better picture of Pablo in post #100, ...
I somehow missed seeing post #100 altogether. Can't understand how that happened, with Matt Bruce's wife being the lead photo.
I intend to live forever! So far, so good.
#113
Posted 25 March 2008 - 03:21 PM
Paul Wolcott
#114
Posted 25 March 2008 - 03:28 PM
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
#115
Posted 25 March 2008 - 03:35 PM
Don't go there... I'm pretty certain Pablo is an "Atra baldie", i.e. he chooses to look that way.
Don't you wish you had a choice?
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#116
Posted 26 March 2008 - 10:58 AM
Today, I've uploaded pics of the Flexi GT podium and winners' cars, as well as some other pics throughout the thread in the appropriate places. You'll need to page through the thread again to see the latest additions.
Noose indicates he is going to edit this semi-stream of conciousness reportage down to a more normal race report for posting elsewhere and perhaps he will also post it here, too.
Please be sure to read the separate pinned topic about the Mac Award, presented for the first time at the 2008 R4 race.
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#117
Posted 26 March 2008 - 06:26 PM
Paul Wolcott
#118
Posted 26 March 2008 - 08:49 PM
Paul "Pablo" Wolcott trying to sneak something past the vigilant tech inspectors, while Rob Hanson either looks on or awaits his turn under the microscope. Dunno what it says when the main tech guy needs glasses AND a light to see... Joe "Noose" Neumeister on the left and Dennis "The Colorado Cowboy" Samson on the right under the hat.
#119
Posted 26 March 2008 - 08:56 PM
Paul Wolcott
#120
Posted 26 March 2008 - 09:30 PM
If you purchase the Tech Insurance ahead of time, no worries.
The lack of any credible evidence is proof the conspiracy is working!
#121
Posted 26 March 2008 - 09:34 PM
Joe "Noose" Neumeister
Sometimes known as a serial despoiler of the clear purity of virgin Lexan bodies. Lexan is my canvas!
Noose Custom Painting - Since 1967
Chairman - IRRA® Body Committee - Roving IRRA® Tech Dude - "EVIL BUCKS Painter"
"Team Evil Bucks" Racer - 2016 Caribbean Retro Overall Champion
The only thing bad about Retro is admitting that you remember doing it originally.
#122
Posted 27 March 2008 - 12:22 PM
Anthony 'Tonyp' Przybylowicz
5/28/50-12/20/21
Requiescat in Pace
#123
Posted 27 March 2008 - 01:31 PM
Noose's Tech Insurance premiums are higher than those for my real car.
That's because of the agent's commission...
Well, I have to get something out of this too, don't I?
#124
Posted 27 March 2008 - 01:33 PM
And this is what it should be about and is about... I couldn't have said it better if I tried 1,000 times to put into words what Matt just has.
Man, the R4. What a great weekend! Could I have had more fun? Nope, what a riot. This Retro stuff is the greatest.
I've gotta agree with all the positive statements made already and add that IMHO Mike McMasters has the holy grail of Retro slot car tracks. Thanks to all who attended for making it such a BLAST!
1953-2015
Requiescat in Pace
#125
Posted 20 April 2008 - 09:58 PM
The lack of any credible evidence is proof the conspiracy is working!