Sano Shootout - Chicagoland Raceway
#101
Posted 08 October 2007 - 03:29 PM
I'll make sure and stick the track's phone number in my wallet as I don't have a cell phone. I'll call if one of the mules pulls up lame or a spoke falls out of one of the wheels of the buckboard wagon.
Remember, two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do! Only you're a block over and a block behind.
#102
Posted 08 October 2007 - 03:53 PM
Looks like that manure-mixing Tex put one over on you. I clearly felt the tug on my leg when I read that first pizza post.
If he keeps insisting that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza after he gets to Chicago, we'll probably have to ship that mule and buckboard back home to his family, as I suspect Tex'll get fitted for some QuikCrete loafers...
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#103
Posted 08 October 2007 - 04:13 PM
Remember, two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do! Only you're a block over and a block behind.
#104
Posted 08 October 2007 - 04:57 PM
Jim "Butch" Dunaway
I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.
All my life I've strived to keep from becoming a millionaire, so far I've succeeded.
There are three kinds of people in the world, those that are good at math and those that aren't.
No matter how big of a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people, believe me, I've tried.
#105
Posted 08 October 2007 - 05:35 PM
I have an old Springsteen bootleg album where mid-song he tells a story about his car breaking down and coming across a mystical old women sitting at a campfire in the middle-of-nowhere.Did you hear that Swiss, Tex is buying everyone pizza and Friday night.
Despite him and Clarence looking like a "couple of bums",she agrees to grant him one wish.
Before finally deciding on "I wanna be a Rock n' Roll stahhhhhh" he does "seriously" consider a new transmission for his crappy car OR owning his own Pizza Hut".
Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
IRRA® Components Committee Chairman
Five-time USRA National Champion (two G7, one G27, two G7 Senior)
Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
17B West Ogden Ave., Westmont, IL 60559, (708) 203-8003, mikeswiss86@hotmail.com (also my PayPal address)
Note: Send all USPS packages and mail to: 692 Citadel Drive, Westmont, Illinois 60559
#106
Posted 08 October 2007 - 06:01 PM
As you crooooze into Chi-Town make sure that you have lotsa qwahtahs. The toll booths get more and more frequent the closer you get to the center of town. The closer in you get, you will find that you will pay more and more to drive on worse and worse roads.
Then again, they may have fixed all this by now....I mean heck, the place IS run by Democrats.
Wish I could be there......
#107
Posted 08 October 2007 - 06:05 PM
or are you going to let us know what you are planning to use for toppings.
The first one is 5 minutes from the track.
5621 S LA GRANGE RD
Countryside, IL 60525
Phone: (708)352-8810
http://clients.mapqu...zahut/mqlocator you have to type in 60525 as the zip code
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#108 kkjva
Posted 08 October 2007 - 06:06 PM
Be Good
kkjva
#109
Posted 08 October 2007 - 06:09 PM
I think you ought to order pizzas with Jay Guard's favorite toppings (and I am NOT kidding): double jalapenos and double anchovies!
Yeah, it sounded crazy to me, too, but it's not bad at all!
How crazy a Texan are you?
Gregory Wells
Never forget that first place goes to the racer with the MOST laps, not the racer with the FASTEST lap
#110
Posted 08 October 2007 - 06:23 PM
I'm an old-fashioned kinda guy... sausage and pepperoni (ON TOP).
Some places actually put it under the cheese... Has to be on the top. (crispy)
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#111
Posted 08 October 2007 - 07:43 PM
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#112
Posted 08 October 2007 - 07:55 PM
What is the toll these days on the 294 Tri-State Tollway?
#113
Posted 08 October 2007 - 08:04 PM
In the cash lanes it's $1, 50 cents if you use I-Pass and you just keep driving... Whatever you use in Indiana works here.
BTW, Uno's pies are excellent...
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#114
Posted 08 October 2007 - 09:13 PM
I remember when a large Uno pie was a scant 14 bucks... LOL.
#115
Posted 08 October 2007 - 09:29 PM
make change.
Mike Swiss
Inventor of the Low CG guide flag 4/20/18
IRRA® Components Committee Chairman
Five-time USRA National Champion (two G7, one G27, two G7 Senior)
Two-time G7 World Champion (1988, 1990), eight G7 main appearances
Eight-time G7 King track single lap world record holder
17B West Ogden Ave., Westmont, IL 60559, (708) 203-8003, mikeswiss86@hotmail.com (also my PayPal address)
Note: Send all USPS packages and mail to: 692 Citadel Drive, Westmont, Illinois 60559
#116
Posted 09 October 2007 - 12:39 AM
Remember, two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do! Only you're a block over and a block behind.